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Grouper
 
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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Endanger All Arctic Wildlife. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
I ran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads fo r global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported l egally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States .
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030 .
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines.
GUN CONTROL; USING BOTH HANDS Robins 60th birthday celebration (2005), the guy's still got it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0d1HilfLxA Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist '.
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White Marlin
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Invasion on Gulf beaches....Manatees come ashore and eat children.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm a Sagittarius...If you don't want to hear the truth then don't ask my opinion!
Then again I'm a "Vacuous Asshat"  Political Correctness:
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rapidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. Century 25' Mirada 350/260HP "ISLAND LADY" >>>> Calera, Alabama My Pictures
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Grouper
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Boatjob1 (7/18/2008)
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
I think this is the only one I don't believe can happen.
--------------------------------------------------------------------Craig Wyse Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body... but rather to skid in sideways. totally worn out, shouting 'Holy Sh*t, What A Ride!' 
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Grouper
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Awesome, I like it!!!!!!
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