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Trigger
 
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Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Birmingham who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus.
My parents live in a suburb of Hoover and one of my sisters, who lives in Irondale, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependant on my other sister, who prostitutes in Pell City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Montgomery for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.
The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Atlanta and is still a part time “working girl.”
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who is an Auburn fan?
Worried about my reputation.
Dear 'Worried', There is very little left between you & the bottom of the barrel. If you scrape the bottom you have no hope ... can you teach your cousin to say "ROLLLL TIDE!!!" ?
==============================================my f*%#ing gills are drying out...its about time for some less than 1ft days!!! 
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Trigger
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Thats a good one................ I needed that laugh.
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Grand Daughter #2 I'm alright your alright everything is alright" IS NOT ALRIGHT
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Snapper
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| I had a friend that brought a "Far Eastern" girl back home with him after the war. She loved to go fishing with him. When they got back from fishing, she would clean up the boat, and then go and clean all of the fish by herself while George went inside to watch football (or whatever). I say, "Ask her if she likes to fish, and if she does, don't tell her a darn thing about the family!"
Jeff
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Trigger
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Sailfish
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| Dear worried, Do you have a picture of the sister in Pell City? 
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