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Grouper
 
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big boobs.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big boobs.
GUN CONTROL; USING BOTH HANDS Robins 60th birthday celebration (2005), the guy's still got it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0d1HilfLxA Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist '.
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White Marlin
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Sailfish
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Grouper
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so true
Born southern, fish by the grace of God17' Cape Horn Team Hoo's ur Savior  
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Snapper
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good ole wisdom...hard to beat!
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Grouper
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I like Biggin's!!
Team Chunky Love Mid-Pacific/Wake Island Chapter Growing Old Not Up, One is mandatory the other is optional!
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Snapper
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You laugh but this is really his story!!!! T your r one funny guy!!!!!
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Trigger
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thanks for the warning..... I think I'll be getting my wife drunk this weekend and have her sign a prenump.
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